My Head Almost Exploded...

And I lived to tell about it. Last night, the Suck Dragons secured their second win of the season by beating Sacralicious 12-8. It was one hell of a game even though I almost punched everyone on the team in the face.

We jumped out to an early lead and never really looked back. We did glance in our rear view mirror a couple of times in the bottom half of the sixth inning, but never actually put the arm on the passenger's seat, put the car in reverse, and rotated the old noggin.

Our defense was superb for five innings. I mean we were fucking amazing out there. We held them to two runs until the sixth inning. Everyone played a role in last night's defensive iron curtain so I really don't see the need to point out highlights...shit, who am I kidding.

Defensive highlights from last nights game:

Chris B. throwing fuckers out from left field at 50 percent of the bases. He looked like a short stop out there. (Oh wait, that is his other position).

Megan R/B. playing a great second base, catching "oh shit" frozen ropes and fielding a couple of tough ground balls up the middle.

Jamison H. retiring the entire side at third one inning.

Amber B. who was very close to retiring the side one inning, even with the stupid red hat on.

Yours truly for throwing strikes the last inning when they went up with intention of walking.

There were others, but they were not highlight worthy this go round. There's always next week.

If you didn't catch the score above, the S. Dragons also managed to put 12 runs on the board. That is one shy of our personal best. I am under the impression that pretty much everyone on the team scored and if someone didn't, I don't remember so who cares. That is the mark of a quality offense - when you're not really sure how you got it done, you just know you did.

Next week we play the Bureau. Oh and must have failed to mention that we are currently in 3rd Place!

Hot dogs and burgers at our house before or after the game next week. Have a great 4th of July.